She dragged the cat to her toybox and proceeded to introduce it to all her dolls and other stuffies.
When she brought out her favorite tiny stuffed owl – being the evil mommy that I am – I took the cat and pounced on the owl, pretending that the cat was eating the bird.
Where did she get that?! She’s never had a spanking herself!!
It reminded me of when we’d catch our cats on the farm with live birds and tried to get them to drop them.