2 Gnome Issues: THE SICK BASTARDS July 19, 2015 | Miss Maisie and Me Gnome madness continues. Mr. Tickles the Gnome (that’s what he was named, so he wouldn’t scare the baby) is one scary m*thaf*cka. This is NOT something I want to see when I am half-awake and going out to the porch to get my paper.